Laptop Failed Yesterday & Superman-Like Tech Guy Repaired It Today

 

wizardly computer guyIt was late last night and there I was. Tinkering away, type type type, and building on the various ecom and businesses I own. As always, I have a cup of joe sitting on my left. My legs are crossed with my laptop sitting snugging on top. And a fresh notebook and pen on my right side.

I was setup for success for my night’s work. Or so I thought…

Little did I know, that minutes from my state of Zen I’m explaining, was disaster like I’ve never experienced! Bam. All of the sudden my screen turned blue with white text. I’d never seen this before on my laptop. But I hit enter and then I tried escape. I restarted the thing. And nothing was working.

After an hour or two of fighting with my computer, I decided it was time for a tech guy. It had been years since I had talked with one and I didn’t even know who to get a hold of first. Luckily, what I didn’t have 5 years ago or whenever my last computer went kaput, was Facebook and my index of businesses. More so, the ones I’ve liked (I definitely didn’t start here this time).

I jumped over and there he was. I’m talking about Brian the Computer Repair Guy here in Missoula. Of course I wasn’t going to try contacting him by phone late last night, but I did send one, two or maybe even three emails in my drunken sleep-haze last night.

This morning I gave him a call and within an hour he was over here and working on my laptop. Wheeww. Now I’m sitting here writing on the thing again, writing this post to you. And I just wanted to say how thankful I am for his help.

What I’m reading this morning:

 

4 Age-Old Lifehacks to Get Your Body to Stop Shaking

Are you wondering how to stop your body from shaking? If so, you’re not alone, but there are a few things you can try. With that said, below are a few things you might want to try.

1. Stop Consuming Caffeine– If you suffer from tremors, and you consume caffeine, then you should reduce your caffeine intake or stop consuming it altogether. This includes coffee, soda, teas and things of that nature. In fact, caffeine may very well be one of the main causes of body shaking, and caffeine may also lead to other symptoms such as dizziness, anxiety and headaches. If you stop consuming caffeine, you might notice you won’t shake as much, so it’s worth it to reduce or stop caffeine consumption.

2. Quit Smoking And Drinking Alcohol– Another thing you should stop doing is drinking alcohol and using nicotine, if you excessively do it. However, if you find it hard to quite both, then you should reduce the number of cigarettes you smoke and how much alcohol you consume, as this may reduce your chances of experiencing tremors. Alcohol can affect the central nervous system and this is why you should stay away from it or reduce alcohol consumption.

3. Get Plenty Of Rest And Relax (aka Sleep Hacking)– All too often people don’t get enough sleep, and they are walking around with sleep deprivation, and they end up becoming stressed out. If you want to reduce your chances of experiencing shaking, then learn how to relax a bit more and get around 7-8 hours of sleep, or enough sleep that you deemed to be a proper amount of sleep. You might also want to learn how to meditate or take part in yoga because these activities can help you reduce stress and feel more relaxed and at ease.

4. Eat Healthier– You should try to eat healthier or consume foods packed with nutrients and vitamins. For example, fruits and veggies are loaded with various nutrients, and eating them may help you with tremors. Also, you might want to consider eating fruits that contain potassium, such as bananas, as they may help you reduce your chances of experiencing tremors.

There are other things you can do to try to stop your body from shaking. The above ways are just a few. If you want to stop tremors, then you should try some of the above methods and see if they will work.

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Steal These 4 Factors for Making The Perfect Beef Jerky

Ok, so I’ve got a bit of a confession to make. Not only have I been making jerky over the past couple of months, but I’ve also been buying the stuff.

I’m not going to lie. I still regularly buy it from the JerkySpot bulk beef jerky section. I’ve found the cost is still more than making it myself, but it’s cheaper if I buy in a larger quantity (both in shipping and the per pound cost).

Here’s a video about their bulk jerky options: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LKTt5F7klQ

At first I was foolishly buying these 3oz and 4oz bags from the store. The problem with these bags is not the taste. In fact, I’m still trying perfect the texture and flavor in my own batches. But the biggie is actually the cost. If you’re still buying the store-bought stuff, then you’re very likely paying 4 to 5 times more than if you were making it.

I know what you might be thinking… Making my own, that sounds hard!

The truth is that it’s really not difficult at all. In fact, if you can fry an egg then you’ll be able to make a decent batch. Now, you probably won’t make a Krave jerky right off the bat, but with my tips you’ll work your way up to something close.

With all of that said, here are the 4 factors I’ve “stolen” from the professional jerky makers. And I really haven’t stolen anything to be honest. Just a lot of eating and adapting of recipes to figure these things out.

1 – The Texture Factor:

The first point is texture. The texture of your jerky seems to mostly depend on the thickness of the cut and whether you cut against or with the grain. As you might have guessed, thin meat will become much more brittle when it’s dried. While thick will hold much more moisture and the texture will be completely different. Getting the right texture is first thinking about what you’re after (because all jerky-eaters are different), and then making the cut.

2 – The Flavor Factor:

Flavor was tricky for me at first, but here is the way to get it right. First, I marinate in a brine for at least 4 hours for most meats. Then I dry. And then I make a choice. I either double-dip by making a new brine and soaking the meat in it again, and then drying for 1-2 hours. There’s also another method, which I’ll sometimes do before placing it back in the dehydrator. This is where I’ll brine the meat, and then I’ll create a dry rub and dip in there before drying.

3 – The Moisture Factor:

Moisture is a beast you’ll quickly have to tackle from the first batch you make. Drying time is mostly going to influence how much moisture content your jerky holds. I’ve had the best results with 1/8th inch thick slices and at least 3 hours of drying at 160F.

4 – The Chew Factor:

Chew is a factor I’ve been playing with a lot now. At first I was partial to moist jerkys that chewed up rather quickly. Then I tried a smoked jerky from a friend and it opened my taste buds to the flavorful dry varieties. Generally what I’ve found, is dry jerkys will hold more flavor and also have a greater chew time than less dry meat.

These guys at Mingua have a great selection of dry jerkys to try if you’re new to the idea.

That’s All, But What’s Jerky Without a Good Laugh?

Apple Flavored Beef Jerky

A great tasting apple flavored jerky (flavor courtesy of Angry Orchard)! I recommend drying this baby until it almost seems too brittle. The reason is this. I’ve found that the dryness of the jerky lends itself to not only last longer while you’re chewing it, but the flavor is more rich as you chew.

Apple Flavored Beef Jerky

Prep Time: 12 hours

Cook Time: 4 hours

Total Time: 16 hours

Apple Flavored Beef Jerky

Ingredients

  • 1.5lbs beef rump roast
  • 1 cup teriyaki
  • 1 can of apple beer

Instructions

  1. Freeze the beef rump roast for 5 hours.
  2. Take beef rump roast out of the freezer and slice into 1/8th inch strips. NOTE: Cutting against the grain or with it will produce a different textured jerky when all is said and done.
  3. Mix all ingredients.
  4. Marinate for 12-24 hours - longer time will result in more flavorful jerky.
  5. Place jerky on dehydrator racks.
  6. Set temperature to 160 F.
  7. Dry for 4-5 hours - longer drying times will result in dryer, more brittle jerky.
http://tigertigerrocks.com/recipes/apple-flavored-beef-jerky/

Traditional Teriyaki Beef Jerky

This recipe has been adapted from a book titled Just Jerky, plus conversations with a jerky-master, plus a lot of experimentation. The flavor is salty and sweet, and you’re welcome to make changes to make it your own. Keep in mind, subtleties with the sauces, dry ingredients, thickness of the strips, as well as drying time will produce much different tasting and different textured jerkys.

Traditional Teriyaki Beef Jerky

Prep Time: 4 hours

Cook Time: 3 hours

Total Time: 7 hours

Traditional Teriyaki Beef Jerky

Ingredients

  • 1.5lbs beef rump roast
  • 1.5 cup teriyaki
  • 1tbsp soy sauce
  • 1 tsp garlic powder
  • 1 tsp onion powder
  • 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tsp crushed red pepper (optional)

Instructions

  1. Freeze the beef rump roast for 5 hours.
  2. Take beef rump roast out of the freezer and slice into 1/8th inch strips. NOTE: Cutting against the grain or with it will produce a different textured jerky when all is said and done.
  3. Mix all ingredients.
  4. Marinate for 4-12 hours - longer time will result in more flavorful jerky.
  5. Place jerky on dehydrator racks.
  6. Set temperature to 160 F.
  7. Dry for 3-5 hours - longer drying times will result in dryer, more brittle jerky.
http://tigertigerrocks.com/recipes/traditional-teriyaki-beef-jerky/